Google’s profits “only” $928,000,000
By Dan O'Connor July 20th, 2007
In Stories
In news that is sure to herald the collapse of the international financial system, Google has posted quarterly profits of just under a billion dollars - a slight fall on last quarter. The figure, it would seem, is “not as good as analysts had hoped for”. The root of this catastrophic fall in profits is, according to stock analyst Jeffrey Lindsay, that Google’s operating costs have risen: “The guys”, he notes, slipping into a chummy vernacular likely only to inspire rage and anger, “have been spending like drunken sailors.”
So, there you go: Google misses the billion dollar mark because they spent all the money on hookers.
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