Yahoo (! - ?) Seeks a Clue Plan

By Dan O'Connor July 18th, 2007
In Stories

Noted CNN comedy headline inspiration, Jerry Yang, has announced that, in the face of a sixth successive fall in quarterly profts, he is going into seclusion at a mountaintop monastary where he will learn mad ninja skills intends to:

spend the next 100 days or so focused on mapping out a strategic play.”

Reassuringly, he added:

I may not have the answers, as of today, but I have a pretty strong idea of where I want to go.”

Yeah, Google.

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